The list for July 6, 1994
The Top 15 Things Overheard
Over the 4th of July Weekend
Over the 4th of July Weekend
- “Yabba Doodle Doo!”
- “Look on the bright side, Billy – you don’t *need* your hands to play soccer!”
- “Pour some more gasoline on there and that sucker’ll fire right up!”
- “Damn, Oprah’s been pre-empted for a parade.”
- “I’m sorry, Mr. Arafat, these Stinger missiles in your suitcase *don’t* qualify as fireworks.”
- “Pass me the babe with the potato salad on her head, Senator Kennedy.”
- “Betcha Santa and the Mrs. are sweatin’ their jolly asses off right about now!”
- “Now Joey, how could the cat put a firecracker in its own rectum?”
- “Get your ‘No taxation without representation’ T-shirts here”.
- “Put the Roman Candle down and step away from the supermodel, Mr. Barker!”
- “So Hurricane Alberto’s *NOT* a Brazilian soccer player?”
- “Look, mom! I can put a firecracker in each nostril!”
- “$20 says you can’t hit that Cessna.”
- “Them thar national birds make fer sum damn good eatin’!”
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard Over the 4th of July Weekend…
- “Watch out! Here comes Vince Coleman!!”
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CREDITS
Selected from 87 submissions from 24 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Lemon Rinaldi, San Francisco, CA – 1, 5, 7
- Joseph Funk, San Francisco, CA – 2
- Ric Belding, Anaheim, CA – 3
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL – 4, 13
- Christian Smith, Eugene, OR – 6 (Rookie!)
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA – 8
- Bill Burnett, Lexington, MA – 9
- Roger P. Ciotti, Kenosha, WI – 10
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD – 11, 15
- Jeffrey Johnson, San Francisco, CA – 12
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 14, Topic
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