Signs You’re Having Too Much Fun

The list for July 10, 2013

The Top 17 Signs You’re Having Too Much Fun

You just wet your pants when they brought out the shrimp platter.
Your wife publicly announces her intention to filing for divorce first thing tomorrow morning.
Your "Let’s party!" T-shirt is covered with drool.
"Sorry about your car, officer, but a dare’s a dare."
Sheen and Lohan suggest you chill.
You asked for the happy ending, only you were at a *tattoo* parlor.
The Hustler photo crew is embarrassed.
Every time you laugh it calls for a change of underpants.
Your "extra point dance" resulted in three Delay of Game penalties.
Your "beer hat" holds two kegs.
You’ve left DNA samples on four dresses, two chairs, one pair of pants and —- somehow —- the pet goldfish.
Icy stares from the other mourners.
You just got arrested for Driving While Giddy and Resisting Tedium.
They’ve named a penicillin-resistant STD in your honor.
"If we have extra time at the end of the tour, can you take us back again to that part of the slaughterhouse where they saw out the hog anuses? PLEEEEEEASE??"
The other Trekkies at the convention just voted you "Kirk of the Day."

And the Number 1 Sign You’re Having Too Much Fun…

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