Scariest Halloween Costumes

The list for November 1, 1997

Do not read on an empty stomach

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Please remember: Have a safe Halloween, and if you’re going
to do tricks tonight, watch out for the Vice Squad.

The Top 12 Scariest Halloween Costumes

12. Al Gore Disco Fever Costume
    

11. Positive Home Pregnancy Test
    

10. Jacko-Lantern
    

9. Marge Schott’s Less Attractive, Slightly More Racist Sister
   

8. Evil British Nanny
   

7. Janet Reno Little French Maid Outfit
   

6. Male Pattern Baldness
   

5. Guy Who Ate Too Much Olestra
   

4. Flaming Tofu Burrito from Hell on a Stick
   

3. President Jesse Helms
   

2. Marv Albert, Warrior Princess

And the Number 1 Scariest Halloween Costume…

1. Mighty Menstruatin’ Power Ranger

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CREDITS

Selected from 99 submissions from 36 contributors.

Today’s list authors were:

• Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (11th #1)
• Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 2
• Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 3
• David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 4
• Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 5
• Josh Robertson, Bronx, NY — 6
• Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 7
• Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI — 7
• Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 7
• Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 8, Banner Tag
• Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 9, 10
• Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 10
• Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 11
• Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 12
• Tisha Stacey, Lisle, IL — Topic
• Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — Runner Up list name
• Perry Farrell, Los Angeles, CA — Ambience

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