The list for July 8, 2013
The Top 16 Rejected Horror Movie Taglines
- In space, no one can hear their phone.
- When the dark side is the only side, then light is relative.
- Trust us, that empty popcorn bucket WILL come in handy.
- Is that a severed appendage in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
- Your brain: It’s what’s for zombie dinner.
- You’ll be on the edge of your seat, because the rest of it will be soaked with previous patrons’ pee.
- These Hounds of Hell rip your soul out through your throat, then lick themselves in the middle of Satan’s kitchen floor.
- You only shiv once. #YOSO
- Come for the lobster —- stay because you’re chained to a porcelain sink in the basement of a loner who lives miles from civilization.
- You’ll feargasm from scaredness!
- Complimentary eyeball-bleaching kits will be handed out after the closing credits.
- … and you thought Obamacare was frightening.
- Maybe THIS time the semi-nude bombshell running through the woods won’t trip… Nah.
- Be somewhat concerned. Be VERY somewhat concerned.
- You’ll wish you were watching Margaret Thatcher and Nancy Pelosi mud-wrestling naked.
And the Number 1 Rejected Horror Movie Tagline…
- Who said there’s no harm in axing?
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CREDITS
Selected from 92 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France — 1 (25th #1)
- Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 2, 9
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 2
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 3
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA — 4
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA — 5
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 6
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7, 11
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 8
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 10
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 12
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 13
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 14
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 14
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 15
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 16
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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