Rejected Burning Man Theme Camps

The list for September 5, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Burning Man is underway. At the core of the annual
festival are its theme camps. These are “campsites
which artistically present an idea or concept and
are designed to be interactive with participants.”
The Top 15 Rejected Burning Man Theme Camps

  1. Look at All the Individuals Who Are Exactly Like You Meeting Area

  2. Circle Twerks

  3. "My Little Arsonist" Interactive Youth Daycamp

  4. The Junk-Jinglers, Senior Nudists from Akron

  5. Starbucks Internet Cafe Quiet Room

  6. Plant Magic by Monsanto

  7. Syrian Conflict Volunteer Enlistment and Paramilitary Training

  8. Marcus Bachmann’s Straighten Up Clinic

  9. Corporate Logo Tattoo Area

  10. Poop-Reading Your Fortune Site

  11. Marketing to Hipster Douchebags

  12. 9-to-5 Office Cubicle Farm Camp

  13. "Escape the Corporate Greed" Camp, brought to you by Ford

  14. Dreadlock Removal Booth
And the Number 1 Rejected Burning Man Theme Camp…

  1. The Relieve Yourself Pretty Much Anywhere You Want Zone
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CREDITS
Selected from 85 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 1 (31st #1)
  • Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 2
  • Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 3
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 4
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 6
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 7
  • Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 8
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 9
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 9
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 10
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 11
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 12
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 13
  • Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 14
  • Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO — 15
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA — Topic
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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