The list for March 23, 1994
The Top 5 Provisions of Tanya Harding’s Plea Bargain
- Still allowed to do ads for The Club.
- Not allowed to try out for the White Sox.
- She answers questions about whether she killed her husband the president because he had a mistress and a child with her. (Oh, wait! That’s Mrs. Warren Harding)
- Has to clean up the rough areas of Portland.
And the Number 1 Provision of Tanya Harding’s Plea Bargain…
- Must demonstrate in the judge’s chambers how she can crack walnuts between her knees.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1, 2, 3, 4
- Annette Hearn, Houston, TX – 5
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – Topic
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