The list for June 12, 2013
The Top 18 Little-Known Murder Weapons
- heart-stopping romance novel
- Samurai spork
- The Fassbender Whip
- Dick Cheney’s chilling stare
- 44DD suffocation devices
- branch from a pine tree, whittled down to a miniature arrow, tip dipped in snake venom, loaded in a crossbow using string formed from bamboo fibers, and then when your shot misses, pop ’em with a Glock
- Agent Orangina
- candy cane shivs (disgruntled elves only)
- Gordon Ramsey insult
- Ricin Krispies Treats
- hose from the car window connected to the cat’s litter box
- Wham-o Slit &Slice
- triple-weighted chess set… OF DEATH!
- peanut butter/fried banana slug sandwich
- Roomba hit-and-run
- pretty much anything in the library with Colonel Mustard; that dude’s a psycho
- McDonald’s newest breakfast sandwich, the Egg McHemlock
And the Number 1 Little-Known Murder Weapon…
- his song, deployed softly
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CREDITS
Selected from 86 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 7, 9 (121th #1) (Hat trick!)
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 3
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 4
- Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 6, 8
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 10
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 11, 14
- Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 12
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA — 13, 15
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 14
- Joe Kilroy, Washington, DC — 16
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 17
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 18
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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