Least-Promising New Fall TV Shows (Part I)

The list for September 16, 2013
The Top 15 Least-Promising New
Fall TV Shows
(Part I)

  1. Hodors: This "Game of Thrones" spin-off follows the simpleminded servant as he takes viewers through the over-cluttered castles of Westeros.

  2. NPI: NSA Privacy Invasion

  3. Band of Lehman Brothers: A group of brokers bond in the foxholes of a failing investment bank.

  4. Law &Order GIF: NYC police and prosecutors attempt to solve a crime while creating annoying, repetitive images that you can send to your friends!

  5. The Falsettos: Mobsters talk in really high pitched voices after being repeatedly whacked in the ‘nads.

  6. Bob New Heart Show: Transplant candidates compete for bobbing for organs.

  7. Downtown Flabby: Overweight rich Londoners grope overweight poor Londoners, in period costumes.

  8. Name That Poon: Game show in which contestants vie to identify porn stars by only their genitalia.

  9. Breaking Wind: Mild-mannered sustainable energy teacher gets into the cutthroat windmill business.

  10. Meditation Wars: Who breaks first?

  11. Poindexter: A nerdy yet unintelligent serial killer goes on a rampage of slitting throats with a hard plastic pocket protector.

  12. The Big Bong Theory: Cheech and Chong are back, irritating each other both as roommates at home and professors at an "agricultural" college in Colorado.

  13. Here Comes Runny Doo Doo: Boo Boo has a lactose-intolerant baby sister!

  14. Doctor Ho: A mysterious prostitute and her companions journey through time and space.
And the Number 1 Least-Promising New Fall TV Show…

  1. Two and a Half Inches: Hilarity ensues when a recently Bobbittized lothario has to deal with his new shortcomings.
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CREDITS
Selected from 101 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 11 (14th #1)
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 2
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA — 3
  • Stephanie Landes, Findlay, OH — 3, 15
  • Joe Kilroy, Washington, DC — 4
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 4
  • Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 5
  • Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 6
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 7
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 8, Topic
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN — 9
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 10
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 12
  • Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC — 13
  • Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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