Least Impressive Mafia Nicknames

The list for June 20, 1996
The Top 20 Least Impressive Mafia Nicknames

  1. Vinny "The Cosmotologist" Scandaliotta

  2. Leo "The Raging Codependent" Pacioni

  3. Alphonse "The Senator" D’Amato

  4. Herbie "The Accountant" Schwartz

  5. Rocco "The Rotarian" Manera

  6. Frankie "Right Turn on Red" Ragusa

  7. Warren "The Webmaster" Larotta

  8. Floyd "The Barber" Barboni

  9. Angelo "Spastic Colon" Gasdrulli

  10. Mario "The Italian Scallion" Cipolla

  11. Mikey "Rubber Glove" Spinetti

  12. Carmine "The Lovely Swan" Carpecci

  13. Nick "Paper-Cut" Carlucci

  14. Bobby "You Wan’ Fries Wid Dat?" Minera

  15. Enzo "I Didn’t Mean Nothing By That" Garelli

  16. Jimmy "The Guy Who Scratches His Fingernails on the Chalkboard" Genarro

  17. Vito "Shaved Back" Laroo

  18. Tony "The Chia Pet" Gravano

  19. The Hitman Formerly Known As Vince
And the Number 1 Least Impressive Mafia Nickname…

  1. Vinnie "Say It With Flowers" LaRosa
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CREDITS
Selected from 163 submissions by 45 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 1
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
  • Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 2
  • Tom Louderback, Breckenridge, CO — 3
  • Stephen Pace, Houston, TX — 4
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 5
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 6, 18, Topic
  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 7, 15
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 8
  • Dave George, Arlington, VA — 9
  • Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI — 10
  • Tim Blankenbaker, Washington, DC — 11
  • Mick McLean, Laramie, WY– 12
  • Sterling Smith, Houston, TX — 13
  • Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 14
  • Rebecca Smith, Dallas, TX — 16
  • Greg Sherwin, San Francisco, CA — 17
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR– 18
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 19
  • Sam Maranto, Baltimore, MD — 20
  • Chris White, San Diego, CA — List moderator
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