The list for November 25, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Charles Manson, 79, and still in prison
in California, is going to marry Star,
a 25-year-old brunette who’s been loyally
visiting Manson in jail since she was 19
years old and who maintains several websites
devoted to defending poor innocent Charlie.
in California, is going to marry Star,
a 25-year-old brunette who’s been loyally
visiting Manson in jail since she was 19
years old and who maintains several websites
devoted to defending poor innocent Charlie.
WTF? Why do women always fall for bad boys?
The Top 13 Items on Charles
Manson’s Wedding Registry
Manson’s Wedding Registry
- Crazy Glue, silly string and a bag of nuts, along with a bottle of Insanity-B-Gone
- Xbox One with forehead recognition
- one of those big English fairground slides —- oh, what the hell are they called?
- cheese/neck slicer
- contact lenses that make psycho eyes look normal
- Duh… a reality TV show called "How I Killed Your Pregnant Wife"
- swastika tattoo stencil, tattoo gun and mirror
- conjugal-visit strength Viagra
- DVD boxed set of "Murder, She Wrote"
- his ‘n’ hers lithium prescriptions
- selfie X-Acto knife
- cutlery set (spoons only)
And the Number 1 Item on Charles Manson’s Wedding Registry…
- A toaster oven, ’cause nothing makes a honeymoon conjugal visit with a serial killer more romantic than s’mores!
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CREDITS
Selected from 43 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 1, 13 (95th #1)
- Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 2, 5
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 3, 12
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 4
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 6, 10
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7, 9
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 7
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — 8
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 8
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 11
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Topic
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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