Gay-Friendly Foods

The list for September 30, 2013

From the makers of Zildjian cymbals.

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Guido Barilla, chairman of Barilla Pasta,
said the company would never feature
gay couples in their sexy ads, saying
if gay people don’t like it they
can “go eat someone else’s pasta.”

The Top 16 Gay-Friendly Foods

16. Egg McStudMuffin
    

15. MarshMaddows
    

14. YMCAlfredo
    

13. Barney Frank ‘n’ Beans
    

12. Macaroni and Glee
    

11. Babybrokeback Ribs
    

10. Rainbow Herbert
    

9. The Full Monty Cristo
   

8. Coq au Vince
   

7. LGBLT
   

6. Beef StrapItOn
   

5. New Lucky Charms with Rainbow Flags
   

4. Queenoa
   

3. Shrimp Campy
   

2. Hungry Man-Man Dinners

And the Number 1 Gay-Friendly Food…

1. Liverace

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CREDITS

Selected from 58 submissions from 22 contributors.

Today’s list authors were:

• Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 7, 11 (123th #1/Hat trick!)
• Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2
• Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 3, 11
• Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 4, 15
• Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 5
• Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 6
• Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 8
• Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 9
• Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 10
• Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 12, 16
• Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 13
• Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 14
• Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
• Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor

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