Favorite Holiday Songs of Bullies

The list for December 2, 2013
The Top 15 Favorite Holiday Songs of Bullies

  1. Violent Night

  2. Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!

  3. I Saw Your Mama Blowing Santa Claus, Loser

  4. Here We Come A-Wedgieing

  5. You Baby, It’s Cold Outside — So Stay Out There Until I Decide to Let You Back In

  6. Whaling in a Wedgie Wussyland

  7. Your Grandma’s Gonna Get Run Over and Have Pain, Dear

  8. Black and Blue Christmas

  9. Rude Oaf the Red-Nose Renderer

  10. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fisticuffs

  11. All I Want for Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth

  12. O Swirly Night

  13. Yo Tannenbaum! Fork Over Your Test Answers!

  14. Deck the Halls and the Smiths and the Millers…
And the Number 1 Favorite Holiday Song of Bullies…

  1. Hark! The Harold Weinstein Weeps
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CREDITS
Selected from 77 submissions from 27 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 1, 10 (117th #1)
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 5
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 4
  • Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 5, 8
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 5, 8
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 5
  • Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 6
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7, 15
  • Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 8, 15
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 8
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 8
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 9
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 11
  • Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 12
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 13
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN — 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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