The list for June 7, 2013
The Top 20 Failed Water Park Attractions
- Release the Kraken!
- Pee ‘n’ Poo Toddlers’ Water Slide
- Double-D Flash ‘n’ Splash Mountains
- Broken Water Baby Pool
- Tsunami Tslip ‘n’ Tslide Out to Tsea
- Groovy Gravy Wave Pool
- Cap’n Cohen’s Water Slide and Auto-Bris
- Enema Falls Log Chute
- The Wet ‘n’ Wild Birth Canal
- Steve Irwin’s "Swim with the Sting Rays" Exhibit
- The Bidet of Terror!
- Nothin’-But-Bullies Drowning Pool
- Big Blister Dry Slide
- The On-Our-Attorney’s-Advice-You-Must-Sign-a-Waiver Wave Pool
- Perv Lookout
- Arctic Shrinkage Experience
- Cap’n Cheney’s Waterboarding Adventure
- The Colonblaster Extreme Waterslide
- Showers O’ Gold!
And the Number 1 Failed Water Park Attraction…
- Seniors Changing Room House of Horrors
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CREDITS
Selected from 87 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 1, 10 (8th #1)
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA — 2
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 2
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 2
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 3
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 4, 12
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 5, 20
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 5, Topic
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 5
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 7, 14
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 9, 19
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 10
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 11
- Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 13, 17
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 15
- Joe Kilroy, Washington, DC — 16
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 18
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 20
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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