Entries in the Periodic Table of Social Media

The list for July 15, 2013
The Top 16 Entries in the Periodic
Table of Social Media

  1. Ns – No Snopes: constantly posts the most inane political drivel without first checking its authenticity

  2. Us – underwear Skyper, who never seems to be dressed during Skype conversation

  3. Gs – "Game of Thrones" spoiler

  4. Fj – Forward Junkie: person incapable of not forwarding every piece of crap in their inbox

  5. Fp – Food Photographer: habitual Facebook posts of pictures of one’s dinner

  6. HSc – High School Creeper: "Damn, your daughter is looking HOT, dude!"

  7. Tmi – Over Sharer: "doc totally botched my hemorrhoid surgery —- I’ll still need the donut for another month"

  8. Wj – Workout junkie: They’re fit and want everyone to know it. "WOOHOO!! Best time yet!"

  9. Zz – Knitting blog

  10. Sc – Sepia contaminant: spoils Instagram photos

  11. G? – Google+: where is everybody?

  12. Mi – Mundane informer: routinely fills their wall with posts such as "now filling up at the service station"

  13. Pg – Pussy Galore: LOLCats, 24/7; if it’s not a kitty with poor grammar skills, it won’t get posted

  14. Vp – Vicarious parent: lives through kids "Here’s a video of my amazing son playing ukulele! NO LESSONS LOL!!"

  15. Vb – Vaguebooking: likes to post overly vague status updates that force people to ask what’s wrong
And the Number 1 Entry in the Periodic Table of Social Media…

  1. Is – Issue solver: now that we have her assessment on a subject that has previously divided the country for generations, we can all unite and move forward together
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CREDITS
Selected from 68 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 1 (57th #1)
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
  • Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 2
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 2, 3, 12 (Hat trick!)
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4, 13
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 4, 15
  • Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 4, 8
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 5, 12
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 6
  • Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 7
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 9
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 10
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 11
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 12
  • Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC — 12
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 14
  • Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT — 16
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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