The list for September 29, 1997
The Top 15 Politically Correct
Sports Team Names
Sports Team Names
- Los Angeles Conscientious Objectors
- Oakland Venture Capitalist Free Market Entrepreneurial Speculators
- Green Bay Efficient Utilizers of All Available Free Space
- Purdue Boilermakers Local 151 – DNC contributors since 1948
- Chicago Just-Pass-the-Ball-to-Jordans
- Tennessee Fat-Cat Earth Rapist Billionaires Who Contribute To Global Warming Through Their Irresponsible Use of Fossil Fuels
- Washington Overzealous Sunbathers
- Notre Dame Violent Offenders of Gaelic Descent
- USC Prophylactic Aids to Prevent the Spread of Sexual Disease
- San Jose Attorneys
- San Francisco They-Wouldn’t-Let-Us-Add-20-To-Our-Namers
- Chicago Melanin-Challenged Footwear
- Dallas We’d-Like-to-Still-be-America’s-Team, But-Now-We’re-Just-a-Bunch-of Drug-Users-and-Sex-Offenders
- Nebraska No-Means-No’s
And the Number 1 Politically Correct Sports Team Name…
- Montreal Pants-Deficient Rain Coat Wearers
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CREDITS
Selected from 121 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 1 (12th #1)
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 2
- Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 3
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — 4
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 5, 7
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 6
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA — 6, 15
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 7
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 8, 12
- Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL — 9
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 10
- Bo Williams, Huntsville, AL — 10
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 11
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 13
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 14
- Joel McClure, Royal Oak, MI — Banner Tag
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — Topic
- NWA, Compton, CA — Ambience
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